so i believe it was today or yesterday that i was in a class and someone casually told me, "did you know redheads are going to be extinct soon?"
my response was, "yeah, ok. people come up with the darndest stuff. how is that even possible?"
apparently, it's true. by the year 2100, all redheads will be extinct. so we only have 91ish more years! how awful!
so...this makes me wonder....
if people know this information, are they going to put us on display at a zoo so all the blondes and brunettes can admire us? or are they going to create a preserve where we all live together and make little redheaded babies?
ha, i recently saw the movie blindness and loved it...everyone was blind except Julianne Moore's character (which they made BLONDE) ..so what if i was the last red head, ever? no more pale skin and freckles. no more beautiful hair that reminds me of a sunset. gosh, what would men do, such as my boyfriend, that melt over redheads??
i know i will be long gone before 2100, but please don't let "my people" go extinct!
..but i'm sure some miracle redhead-saving drug will be created before that ;)
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